March 05, 2007

sniffing the banana

i am so sick and tired of wearing socks so i decided to boycott them today. yes, i'm not wearing any and i'm damn happy about it. i am also newly in love love love with mickey avalon . (all good things come in threes) shhhhh, don't tell. i have found that his music makes me smile in the same way that white rob, bobby brewski, and the pizdamen do.

it is fandamntastic.


when i was driving to work this morning i started to pass a mini-van...
i hate mini-vans...
anyway, i just so happened to glance to my right as i was passing the offending vehicle and at this exact moment...

the stars aligned

baby jesus smiled

kittens were born

... and i looked over at the man in the mini-van as he sniffed a banana.

it was... a b s o l u t e l y... the funniest thing ever!
now, i know that's not unusual to sniff fruit. however, at this moment in time it was really really funny.

maybe it's just me.

undoubtedly it is really really funny shit... you just don't have a sense of humor.

that is that.

giggle-more at 9:11 AM


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