December 27, 2006
i think i'm allergic to jesus
well... not really.
maybe just a little obsessed. a little obsessed with jesus and his beard. i keep seeing people with jesus hair and i wonder why people think that jesus was any more special then they are. i wonder why they think that jesus was more important then they are or why god belongs to him any more than he/she/it belongs to us.
who says?
who says that he was so damn special?
the fucking bible thats who. the fucking bible that was written by a bunch of dudes which makes it their ideas of events that may or may not have happened from their perspectives which makes it entirely possible that those things might not have actually happened exactly like that especially since that shits been translated so many times from so many different languages... shit gets lost in translation all the time. all the time.
which brings me to cris angel. isn't he a little like jesus... all that hovering and such? isn't he special then... for all intents and purposes? i think so. if one can just get past the jersey hair and busted mindfreak theme.
my brother once wrote a song about jesus working at subway. it was back when we worked at subway and we would be scheduled on shifts alone. it would be boring as hell... my brother would call me up with these crazy ass songs he'd write and then he'd sing them to me. one was about jesus working at subway. it was hilarious. i wonder if he still has the lyrics lying around somewhere... that's be so rad.
i don't need jesus to be spiritual and i don't need to believe that he's my savior... if you do good then good comes to you. if you do bad then bad comes to you. believe that, follow that, and you'll do fine.
giggle-more at 10:31 PM
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